February 2012
32 posts
put this list in your pipe and smoke it.
or just try to use more of these in regular conversation/writing: 100 Beautiful Words Amorphous: indefinite, shapeless Beguile: deceive Caprice: impulse Cascade: steep waterfall Cashmere: fine, delicate wool Chrysalis: protective covering Cinnamon: an aromatic spice; its soft brown color Coalesce: unite, or fuse Crepuscular: dim, or twilit Crystalline: clear, or sparkling Desultory:...
Feb 29th
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back from florida...
…and dangerously close to rekindling my love for my long lost love, the tanning bed. scrupulous review of several shower photos reveal that despite my best efforts, pastiness levels were at a life-time high. this can’t and won’t.
Feb 29th
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somehow my FATHER stole my thunder at my bridal...
the only thing this man loves more than attention from a group of pretty women is getting them drunk with straight vodka shots (old-polish-man-style). i should also note that yesterday morning before all of the festivities started, he pretended he didn’t want to come to a “ladies party”, but by the end of the night he cried when it was time to go home because he thought all of...
Feb 26th
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no longer screaming inside my head...
…but coming to the realization that planning a big wedding may not be for me (understatement of the millenium). luckily i have a super supportive fiance, an amazing mother and mother-in-law and bridesmaids that are the fucking BOMB to get me through this. but still, i think misery can always use a little more company. tumblrs, how did you not go completely insane during the last two...
Feb 23rd
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inside my head i feel like i'm screaming, but my...
Feb 22nd
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Feb 16th
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Cooking Fools Class: Low and Slow, the Secrets of...
Future sister-in-law is stuck at work so she was nice enough to gift me with her ticket to this evening’s class! Particularly looking forward to the lamb stew recipe. Drool.
Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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Le disappointment.
We went to the Bean last night to check out Luminous Field….and it pains me to say this but I was underwhelmed. Wah wah. Maybe it was the fact that there were 1000 screaming children swarming like angry bees through the field, 100 amateur photogs staking out all of the best viewing spots with their tripods and massive amounts of equipment, or the fact that the lights weren’t that...
Feb 15th
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“True happiness comes from within. Remember to love yourself today.”
– my younger brother Dan’s Facebook status today…wise words from a 24-year-old kid.
Feb 14th
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Feb 14th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 10th
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Well, that was the conference call from hell.
That’s all.
Feb 10th
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Another Facebook friend, permanently blocked.
DISCLAIMER: I’m about to get POLITICAL and CONTROVERSIAL, so if that ain’t yo thang, move along to the next post on your Tumblr feed. I’m writing this post after taking some time to calm down and eat lunch and try to distance myself from the blind rage filling my head. Deep breath in….and out. This morning I was doing my daily pre-lunch lap around Facebook and saw...
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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If you lust after Frye boots...
Go grab a pair today, before they’re gone.
Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 5th
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Feb 4th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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“You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to...”
– Aaron Freeman “You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral” (source: npr) Pretty amazing stuff, our world.
Feb 1st
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